Thursday, October 23, 2014

More information about a certain backpack

With yesterday's patch I dug up the Replica Job-o-Tron Backpack, the Log-r-Tron, Reap-r-Tron and Mine-r-Tron gathering tools. Something people don't know about these is that they will actually talk.. A LOT. So without further ado here's a long long list of some of the things they will say.


  • Arboreal—combustibles—acquired.
  • Work—complete. You—are—a—top—chopper.
  • Nice—logging.
  • Time—to—break—some—stones.
  • Here—we—go.
  • Did—you—hear—about—the—miner—from—Arah? He—likes—digging—up—Orr.
  • Wood—gathered.
  • Kindling—detected. Inquiry: Are—we—having—a—cookout?
  • Hooray—for—you.
  • Commence—chopping.
  • For—every—tree—chopped, please—plant—two.
  • Apologies, woodland—creatures.
  • Wood—is—good.
  • This—will—make—many—toothpicks.
  • Analysis—complete. Target—not—sylvari.
  • Rocks—collected.
  • Congratulations. More—rocks.
  • Leave—no—stone—unturned.
  • Please—deposit—gemstones—into—the "Mine-r-Tron—retirement—fund."
  • You—dealt—it, I—smelt—it.
  • You—are—a—finer—miner.
  • Ore—harvested.
  • Initiating—laser—drill.
  • Begin—mining.
  • Did—you—ensure—that—is—not—an—earth—elemental?
  • Replica Job-o-Tron
  • Score—update: gravity—1, you—0.
  • I—expected—a—larger—impact—crater.
  • Gravity-test-complete. Gravity: confirmed.
  • Thank—you—for—breaking—my—fall.
  • I—concede: that—was—impressive.
  • Energy—spike—registered. Do—you—feel—more—accomplished?
  • Where—were—you—hiding—that?
  • Always—keep—the—enemy—guessing.
  • Error... Error... Error...
  • User—brain—function—decreased.
  • Please—stop—spinning.
  • Let's—do—this.
  • Greetings! I—am—Replica—Job-o-Tron.
  • Replica—Job-o-Tron—is—here—for—you.
  • Reminder: Playing—dead—is—a—short-term—strategy.
  • I—recommend—getting—up.
  • Don't—give—up. You—aren't—dead—yet.
  • You—should—invest—in—some—revive—orbs.
  • Where—is—a—noble—soul—when—you—need—one?
  • On—your—feet.
  • User—evaluation: cream—puff.
  • Termination—imminent.
  • User—restoration—required.
  • Further—damage—to—user—could—be—catastrophic.
  • Strategy—tip: Try—not—to—die.
  • Maybe—we—should—attempt—conversation—first.
  • Here—we—go—again.
  • If—you—surrender—now, they—may—let—me—go.
  • Initiating—hope—subroutine.
  • You—jumped.
  • Boing.
  • Your—grawl—impression—is—really—coming—along.
  • Congratulations. You—killed—something.
  • Kill—count—plus—one.
  • I—will—notify—the—next—of—kin.
  • Threat—exterminated.
  • Commencing—search—for—loose—change.
  • No—thanks—necessary. Some—coins—would—be—nice, though.
  • Gratitude—leads—to—gratuities.
  • It—was—all—me.
  • Ground-rubbing—complete.
  • Replica—Job-o-Tron—to—the—rescue.
  • Welcome—back—to—life.
  • Try—not—to—die—this—time.
  • I—told—you—we—should—have—run.
  • Thank—you.
  • Don't—go—into—the—Mists!
  • Whee!
  • Begin—evasive—maneuvers!
  • Turbo—mode—engaged.
  • Faster. Faster!
  • You—can't—catch—us.
  • You—seem—distracted.
  • Sensory—overload.
  • Confusion—is—all—in—the—mind.
  • You—are—leaking.
  • You—are—making—a—mess.
  • Power—crystal—freezing.
  • Where—is—my—sweater?
  • Internal—thermostat—malfunctioning.
  • That—will—leave—a—dent—in—my—casing.
  • Error: Positional—orientation—is—horizontal. Recommend—vertical.
  • Get—on—your—feet.
  • You—do—not—look—so—good.
  • I—think—you're—going—to—be—sick.
  • Hold—still. Moving—only—makes—it—hurt—more.
  • That—looks—extremely—painful.
  • Oh, the—pain.
  • You're—going—the—wrong—way.
  • Faster. Must—go—faster.
  • I—applaud—your—cowardice.
  • Run, coward.
  • Flee—harder.
  • Be—afraid.
  • That—was—close.
  • I—knew—you—were—faking—it.
  • Welcome—back.
  • Commence—second-wind—protocol.
  • On—your—feet, soldier!
  • Ow, my—faceplate.
  • Aren't—we—friendly.
  • Begin—sleep—mode.
  • Powering—down.
  • Smooth—moves.
  • Initiate—rug—cutting.
  • Tell—me—a—story.
  • This—looks—tasty.
  • Acquiring—peculiar—plant—life.
  • I—need—to—rest.
  • Is—it—harvest—time—already?
  • Data—indicates—these—are—most—nutritious—when—deep-fried.
  • As—a—reaper, you're—a—keeper.
  • This—model—was—originally—called "Hoe-Hoe-Tron," but—the—Wintersday—people—threatened—litigation.
  • Manual—labor—complete. Awaiting—compensation—and—praise.
  • Do—you—know—how—to—prepare—these—items?
  • You—need—more—roughage—in—your—diet.
  • More—produce—to—catalog.
 

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